I'm stealing Joyce's theme, because after being all depressed and mopey, I thought we could all use a laugh.
So, from Christian Lander, he of Stuff White People Like fame and fortune, check out "Stuff Environmentalists Like" parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
My favorite quote?
"Since the human population is most responsible for the destruction of the planet, you might be wondering if it is appropriate to suggest that an environmentalist commit suicide as a gift to the earth. The answer is no, mostly because environmentalists have so much work to do before they die and are eventually composted."
Damn straight, Christian.
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