By popular consensus, Mr. Green Bean for his acronym:
APLS ("Apples") - Affluent Persons Living Sustainably
Congrats, Mr. GB! Contact me via comments or email with your non-profit/charity of choice!
Thanks to everyone for all the great suggestions. Needless to say everyone came up with better acronyms than YAWN.
Now let's get to work popularizing APLS! If we don't want to be stuck with YAWN we've got to go wide with APLS. So do all you can to make APLS stick. I suck at graphic design, but I would love to see a little sidebar button with the "APLS" designation if anyone wants to take that on....
By the way, for those of you who aren't so sure about whether you qualify as "affluent," I direct you to this site. You're probably richer than you think!
14 hours ago